Boys will be Boyz

This totes rad picture was taken just before President Carter's pizza party at the rink in the White House. Carter was so excited he put up streamers AND balloons. Nixon, Reagan and Ford were all super pumped for it too; they oiled their wheels the night before. The party ended baldy, however; Nixon and Reagan were banned for life after they clothes-lined President Carter - a clear violation of rink regulations.
NO ROUGH-HOUSING ON THE RINK.

Rollin' wit' the Holy

This is an extremely rare photo of President Reagan because he never allowed this particular pair of Executive Edition pink-and-black Wheelies® to be photographed. He referred to them as his Lucky Skates, or "Ronnie Rockets". It is claimed that he was buried with this pair.