It's called Xanax, Johnny

And it's going to make your fucking dreams come true.

Hey look, President Caped Crusader

Doesn't matter how many crimes you solve, President Capey, no one is going to remember a president named Millard. No one.

Speak softly and carry a big fish.

Close enough.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU LOVE MOTHA' FUCKIN' ROLLER SKAAAAATES!

]McKinley knows what I'm talkin' about. yeaaahhh.

It ain't nothin' but a gangsta paaarty

"Don't mind the dog. He's just a selfish asshole who likes to bite me while I take pictures. Piece of shit always ruins my shots." ~ President Warren G. Harding

Gremlins Roller Skate too!

Oh wait, nevermind, that's John Quincy Adams. Ha, happens to me all the time.

FOUR! (wheels)

William Taft never swung a club without his roller skates on. Or his dirty kid dj playing in the background. Never a dull moment on President Taft's golf course. No siree.

...That kid might also be an assassin I'm not really quite sure.