Presidents on Rollerskates

It's called Xanax, Johnny

2009-06-02T16:59:00.001-06:00

And it's going to make your fucking dreams come true.

Hey look, President Caped Crusader

2009-04-13T13:14:00.010-06:00

Doesn't matter how many crimes you solve, President Capey, no one is going to remember a president named Millard. No one.

Speak softly and carry a big fish.

2009-04-03T17:14:00.010-06:00

Close enough.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU LOVE MOTHA' FUCKIN' ROLLER SKAAAAATES!

2009-04-02T16:59:00.003-06:00

]McKinley knows what I'm talkin' about. yeaaahhh.

It ain't nothin' but a gangsta paaarty

2009-03-20T14:57:00.004-06:00

"Don't mind the dog. He's just a selfish asshole who likes to bite me while I take pictures. Piece of shit always ruins my shots." ~ President Warren G. Harding

Gremlins Roller Skate too!

2009-03-20T10:14:00.002-06:00

Oh wait, nevermind, that's John Quincy Adams. Ha, happens to me all the time.

FOUR! (wheels)

2009-03-11T00:00:00.003-06:00

William Taft never swung a club without his roller skates on. Or his dirty kid dj playing in the background. Never a dull moment on President Taft's golf course. No siree.

...That kid might also be an assassin I'm not really quite sure.

These skates have total horse power

2009-03-09T21:38:00.003-06:00

Franklin Pierce hi ho silvered all other the place on his horse roller skate combo. If he ever got into trouble he could gallop away. And then if his horse got in trouble he could hop off and roll away! But mostly he just liked to have his horse pull him on his roller skates. Cuz it's the most fun thing in the world. Even today with technology.

Skate Envy

2009-03-09T21:05:00.003-06:00

Oh would you look at that. John McCain isn't wearing any skates. And why is that? Cuz he ain't president, son! George H W is all, "oooh my skates, look at my skates, i have skates! Suck it McCain!"

That's what he said, I'm not making any political commentary here.

President Zachary Taylor, everyone.

2009-03-06T23:19:00.002-07:00

This is an actual picture of Zachary Taylor, the 12th president of the United States.

Oh, what's that? That's not Zachary Taylor? Ok, then what does he look like? Exactly.

-President Zachary Taylor ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.

It's called soccer in the UK

2009-03-06T12:32:00.006-07:00

Think football is hard? Try doing it on skates. " Despite a skate to the face, he rolls in for the goal! Gerald Ford MVRS!"
That's most valuable roller skater for you yanks.

Blades of Grass

2009-03-05T18:11:00.002-07:00

LBJ was a different kind of president. He didn't just roller skate down streets paved with cherry blossoms or padded White House hallways, he went rogue. The End.

He Rolls 10 Wheels Deep

2009-03-04T15:05:00.004-07:00

Where the common president wore eight wheels, Franklin Roosevelt said, I shall go above and beyond that. I shall do them two better.

Stompin' in my Blade Force Ones

2009-03-04T13:32:00.006-07:00

President George W. Bush don't take slack from no one when it comes to his favored roller skates. Nicknamed "Lucky Rainbow Skates with Pink Wheels that Roll Good" The Dubs takes them everywhere he goes.

Red Rover Red Rover, President Grover Rolls Over

2009-03-04T12:16:00.005-07:00

Quite the genteel, President Grover refused to be photographed without his top hat and his custom made, black patent leather roller skates in the picture.
And yes, those black patent leather skates really did reflect up.

That's an Eisenhower to the FACE

2009-03-03T16:05:00.005-07:00

Dwight Eisenhower had the dopest roller skating moves of any president thus far. He didn't even need secret service men because of his roller skating ninja moves. Even in his old age he was known to throw up a high kick that could deflect a bullet.
Eisenhower man, mad roller skating skills. Mad.

Boys will be Boyz

2009-03-03T15:37:00.004-07:00

This totes rad picture was taken just before President Carter's pizza party at the rink in the White House. Carter was so excited he put up streamers AND balloons. Nixon, Reagan and Ford were all super pumped for it too; they oiled their wheels the night before. The party ended baldy, however; Nixon and Reagan were banned for life after they clothes-lined President Carter - a clear violation of rink regulations.
NO ROUGH-HOUSING ON THE RINK.

They called him Calvin Coolskates

2009-03-03T15:21:00.005-07:00

Here, President Coolidge poses next to a car. But only next to a car because President Coolidge stepped into a car maybe three times in his life. He skated everywhere he could and would only suffer gas guzzlers when obliged to. One could say he was a proponent for green energy before anyone made that up.
He often referred to himself as Calvin Coolguy247 but the nickname never stuck.

Rollin' wit' the Holy

2009-03-03T15:17:00.001-07:00

This is an extremely rare photo of President Reagan because he never allowed this particular pair of Executive Edition pink-and-black Wheelies® to be photographed. He referred to them as his Lucky Skates, or "Ronnie Rockets". It is claimed that he was buried with this pair.

Herbert Hoover's Roller Party!

2009-03-03T14:25:00.004-07:00

This picture of President Hoover and his wife was taken in the spring of 1929. In view of the date and spring-like background, it's easy to conclude that this was snapped during the traditional President Elect roller skating party which happens in the spring of the President's first year.
You can tell Mrs. Hoover wishes she had some roller skates on. She's pointing her toe out like, "Ouch these shoes are too pointy give me some skates I want to TWIRL. "
Too bad Mrs. Hoover, Presidents only.

Ba Ba Ba Billy and the Skates

2009-03-03T14:19:00.003-07:00

President Clinton often found it easier to skate through refugee camps, because his skatin' skillz were that good. Billy C. could dodge pieces of wood and children like it was his J.O.B. It's rumored he even did some tricks for the villagers.

The hat, the beard, the laces

2009-03-03T14:06:00.008-07:00

Honest Abe loved his roller skates so much, he chose to pose with them in this stunning portrait. "Old Blues" he called them. He hardly ever took them off. Sometimes he even carried them in his hat. That's why it was so tall.